"My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts."

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Source : "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.

Carl Barron

#Funny Quotes #Dad Quotes #Sound Quotes

“And I was to find out then, as I found out so many times, over and over again, that women especially are social beings, who are not content with just husband and family, but must have a community, a group, an exchange with others. A child is not enough. A husband and children, no matter how busy one may be kept by them, are not enough. Young and old, even in the busiest years of our lives, we women especially are victims of the long loneliness.”
“In real life, I always look at people and how they walk, or how they carry themselves. I think about the body a lot, in performance.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I'm not sure I'm quite ready to have someone be a prospector of jobs for me, because I believe there's some kind of destiny involved with meeting people... some things are just meant to happen.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“When you are weary of praying, and do not receive, consider how often you have heard a poor man calling, and have not listened to him.”
“Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there's karma to love in regards to what you've done to other people.”
“Thereâ€™s no accountability anymore, Pierce, no one holds anyone accountable for what they do. Itâ€™s always someone elseâ€™s fault. Usually people just blame the victim.”
“If you wish, I shall grow irreproachably tender: not a man, but a cloud in trousers!”

Source : "The Cloud in Trousers" (1915) (translation by George Reavey)
“Mistakes are made in every other human endeavor. Why should nuclear weapons be exempt?”

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