"Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong."

-- Bob Hope

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“I get called an adrenaline junkie every other minute, and I'm just fine with that.”
“Is it not strange that mankind should so willingly battle for religion and so unwillingly live according to its precepts?”
“Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.”
“Quorum and group leaders should provide the leading voice and laboring oar in every ward and branch council regarding retention of converts.”
“It was our third game in five days. It seemed to have an impact on us.”
“When decisions on nuclear power stations and runways are delayed and the government dilly-dallies, people think they aren't important.”
“Whereas the average individuals "often have not the slightest idea of what they are, of what they want, of what their own opinions are," self-actualizing individuals have "superior awareness of their own impulses, desires, opinions, and subjective reactions in general."”
“We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.”

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