"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."

-- W. C. Fields

#Beautiful Quotes #Wine Quotes #Blonde Quotes

“Zombies are apocalyptic in nature. They belong to a class of monster that doesn't just hunt humans, but seeks to obliterate that entire human race.”
“And just about the time I feel like screaming and finding me a wall to punch right through, I look up and I just can't help smiling, it's you.”
“Do you want to know yourself better? Then discover silence.”
“We can no longer allow multi-nationalists to parade as agents of progress and democracy in the newspapers, even as they subvert it at the workplace.”
“I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.”
“At the evening of life, we shall be judged on our love.”
“She's a twosome, she's a foursome, if she'd lose some, I would like her more some.”
“I like to have a thing suggested rather than told in full. When every detail is given, the mind rests satisfied, and the imagination loses the desire to use its own wings.”

Source : Thomas Bailey Aldrich (1970). “The Works of Thomas Bailey Aldrich: Ponkapog papers. A sea turn, and other matters”

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