"I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing."

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Dane Cook

#Gorillas Quotes #Littles Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“The company in which you will improve most will be least expensive to you.”
“I had a great time in my youth and I still feel youthful. I've no desire to look as though I'm in my 20s.”
“Faith is the black person's federal reserve system.”
“I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.”
“A lot of times your best sales rep, that A++ player, kills it on a regular basis...but can never describe how they do it. They look at sales as an art, not a science.”
“Living things have been doing just that for a long, long time. Through every kind of disaster and setback and catastrophe. We are survivors.”
“Revenge can only be found on the road to self-destruction.”
“The trouble is that all the investigators proceeded in exactly the same spirit, the spirit that is of scientific curiosity, and with no possibility of telling whether the issue of their work would prove them to be fiends, or dreamers, or angels.”

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