"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."

-- Milton Berle

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“Pain involves the violation or transgression of the border between inside and outside, and it is through this transgression that I feel the border in the first place”

Source : Sara Ahmed (2014). “Cultural Politics of Emotion”, p.35, Edinburgh University Press
“How wrong it is for those who love, not to express their love.”
“There's a lot of levels of metanarrative that I like to play with. That's why I like the Ghostfacers, because we actually managed to come back off the strike with an episode that claimed that the CW wasn't able to get an episode of Supernatural done fast enough. So the prelude to 'Ghostfacers!' is the Ghostfacers going, 'Yeah, those fat-cat writers, we've got a show that's better than that bullshit anyway.' I mean, that's pretty cool in the world of metanarrative, which is, I have to admit, one of my abiding passions.”
“It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You can't send flowers and buy gifts then, when you're married, say, 'Right, get my tea on'. That doesn't go down well. So you've got to keep that level of interest going.”
“I was nine. I saw Orson Welles in 'Julius Caesar.' It was involving, emotional, imaginative. I've never forgotten it.”
“The nation can no longer afford to continue policies that hasten the flight of persons to the distant suburbs.”
“Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.”
“It is very, very easy not to be offended by a book. You just have to shut it.”

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