"Remember when Obama was campaigning? Didn't he say he was going to close Guantanamo Bay? Didn't he say that? Apparently, he just meant for renovations."

-- Jay Leno

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“The sun doth shake Light from his locks, and, all the way Breathing perfumes, doth spice the day.”

Source : Henry Vaughan, Henry Francis Lyte (1871). “The Poetical Works of Herbert and Vaughan: With a Memoir”, p.119
“Hate is too mild of a word. But it's nothing personal, I don't think.”
“Even on home runs that I hit in the past, guys were like, 'Man, you need to slow down. You've got that one.”
“Your only guidepost is your own instinct and judicious editing. In my stand-up act I learned that in the first 10 minutes I could say anything and it would get a laugh. Then I'd better deliver. In the movie it's the same thing. You get a lot of laughs when people first sit down and then the story better kick in. Many years in front of an audience, I would hope, give me a sense of what works.”
“The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.”
“Pretending to be other people is my game and that to me is the essence of the whole business of acting.”

Source : Interview with Geoff Andrew, www.theguardian.com. April 26, 2000.
“The most important thing is to live a fabulous life. As long as it's fabulous I don't care how long it is.”
“Just let awareness have its way with you completely.”

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