"The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives."

-- Mallory Ortberg

#Ideas Quotes #Asking Quotes #Bonus Quotes

“I think it's almost easier to make people cry than to make people laugh”
“A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.”
“That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain.”
“Hand in hand with nationalist economic isolationism, militarism struggles to maintain the sovereign state against the forward march of internationalism.”
“Success is not achieved by winning all the time. Real success comes when we rise after we fall.”

Source : Twitter post from Jun 15, 2015
“I only want to do what I really want to do; otherwise, I'm content to sit here and play my guitar all day.”
“Angel, saint, Devil's spawn, good or evil, you've got me pinned to the wall and labeled as yours until the day I die. And if you die first, then it won't be long before I follow.”

Source : Virginia C. Andrews (1980). “Petals on the wind”, Pocket
“had two smaller scripts that I had written with full black casts. And people loved the scripts, but nobody would fund them. Those roles and stories are out there. But unless you have the money to finance movies on your own, you're beholden to others, and that is a very big limiting factor.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com

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