"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#People Quotes #Four Quotes #Wheels Quotes

“There's no better satisfaction than writing. I feel that writing is the best and everything else comes with it”
“Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged.”
“Texans ignore "better," long ago forgot the useless word "good." Everything in Texas is "best."”
“With our website we didn't want people to come to our site and find out about Radiohead. We wanted them to come to our site and find out about what Radiohead are finding out about.”
“There never seems to be any difficulty in stretching the laws and the constitution to fit any kind of a political deal, but when it is proposed to make some concession to women they loom up like an unscalable wall.”
“Intellectual neutrality is not possible in a historical world of exploitation and oppression.”

Source : Elisabeth Schüssler Fiorenza (2009). “Democratizing Biblical Studies: Toward an Emancipatory Educational Space”, p.14, Westminster John Knox Press
“We show our adoration by going to visit Christ in the tabernacle or exposed in the monstrance. Would it not indeed be a failing in respect to neglect the divine Guest who awaits us? He dwells there, really present, He who was present in the crib, at Nazareth, upon the mountains of Judea, in the supper-room, upon the Cross. It is the same Jesus who said to the Samaritan woman, 'If thou didst know the gift of God!'”
“I know what it takes to put a record together, so I'm not looking for people to come in and shape it.”

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