"Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front."

-- David Letterman

#Health Quotes #Clothes Quotes #Gentleman Quotes

“It feels great to wake up feeling healthy, awake and alert. I love waking up in the morning, taking a deep breath, reading the newspaper and going to the gym - as opposed to carrying a hangover right until lunch. That's horrible. It is nice to let off steam once in a while, but I find myself less involved with people in that sense. I like staying at home, reading a book, having a chat with my wife, a quiet dinner and going to bed early. I don't want to drink half a bottle of whisky and look 50 the next day. I have become an anti-drinking, anti-smoking agent.”
“When you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.”

Source : Song: I Hope You Dance, Album: I Hope You Dance
“A value is like a fax machine: itâ€™s not much use if youâ€™re the only one who has one.”

Source : Kwame Anthony Appiah (2010). “The Ethics of Identity”, p.130, Princeton University Press
“The American Left complains that we have no right to be the world's police force. On the contrary. We've been the world's janitor for almost a century, and after September 11, it became obvious it's better, safer, and more productive to change things instead of cleaning up after the mess.”

Source : Tammy Bruce (2009). “The New American Revolution: How You Can Fight the Tyranny of the Left's Cultural and Moral Decay”, p.5, Harper Collins
“You canâ€™t go the distance with too much resistance”
“Education is the leading human souls to what is best, and making what is best out of them; and these two objects are always attainable together, and by the same means; the training which makes man happiest in themselves also makes them most serviceable to others.”
“The idea of interdependence is central to Buddhism, which holds that all things come into being through the mutual interactions of various causes and conditions.”
“Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.”

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