"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

-- Steven Wright

#Success Quotes #Funny Inspirational Quotes #Failure Quotes

“Of all mad faiths maddest is the faith that we can get rid of faith.”
“I think we're great. I think we've still got it. And I think we've got something to give to people. And I think in times like this we can uplift people. We're doing it for ourselves, I'm not gonna lie. We wanted to announce our reunion the day after the riots, but it was important to play together before we announced it.”

Source : Source: www.digitalspy.com
“Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.”
“Watching them, she realized they made so much sense together. Every look, every touch, was a reassurance, almost electric, as if they were shocking each other with every contact.”
“Every uneducated person is a caricature of himself.”

Source : "Dialogue on Poetry and Literary Aphorisms" by Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel, translated by Ernst Behler and Roman Struc, Pennsylvania University Press, 1968.
“I grew up in the theater. I began my career at 3. That was the first time I stepped onto a provisional stage.”
“The man just is, but clothes are becoming.”

Source : Harry Hooton (1961). “It is Great to be Alive”
“In or orchestra we have many nationalities, types, and temperaments.”

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