"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

-- Jay Leno

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“Anything goes and nothing matters.”
“When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.”
“You lost your wife, Douglas. My heartbreaks for you, it really does. But I lose my husband every day, all over again. And I donâ€™t even get to mourn.”

Source : Jonathan Tropper (2007). “How to Talk to a Widower”, p.113, Bantam
“We are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of Nature has placed in our power... the battle, sir, is not to the strong alone it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave.”
“Intuition makes much of it; I mean by this the faculty of seeing a connection between things that in appearance are completely different; it does not fail to lead us astray quite often.”
“What I think is great about Pippin, specifically, and I wouldn't make this generalization about all musicals, is that it is about how we tell stories and the way stories are very subjective. How we tell some things and leave other things out in the way The Princess Bride is or The Wizard of Oz is, which both have a framing device.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“So whatâ€™s it like to live without emotions? (Geary) Itâ€™s hard. Imagine a world without taste. A world where you can see the colors and all, but you canâ€™t feel it. A beautiful clear day can never choke you up. A childâ€™s laughter doesnâ€™t make you smile. You donâ€™t look at a bunny and think â€˜how cute.â€™ You feel absolutely nothing. Itâ€™s like being wrapped in thick cotton all the time. (Arik)”
“Human life is created in God's image, and that makes it sacred.”

Source : Colin S. Smith (2016). “The 10 Greatest Struggles of Your Life: Finding Freedom in God's Commands”, p.67, Moody Publishers

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