"Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss"

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Rip Quotes #Missing Quotes #Cheese Quotes

“Covertly invest into non-White areas, invest in ghetto abortion clinics. Help to raise money for free abortions, in primarily non-White areas. Perhaps abortion clinic syndicates throughout North America, that primarily operate in non-White areas and receive tax support, should be promoted.”
“If I don't get a Wahlburger in me soon, I'm gonna go ballistic.”
“The men and women who serve in our military have won for us every hour we live in freedom, sometimes at the expense of the very hours of the lifetimes they had hoped to live.”
“And now, dear Lord, I cannot wait Because I have a luncheon date.”

Source : John Betjeman (1970). “John Betjeman's collected poems”, John Murray Publishers
“The worst job I ever had was working nights in the Chrysler Building. I was part of a team of about five guys, and we polished the leather furniture.”
“It takes strong men and women to love ... people strong enough inside themselves to love ... without humiliation.”

Source : William Inge (1955). “Bus stop”
“Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just â€” his turn!”
“Berkeley had a liberal element in the student body who tended to be quite active. I think that's in general a feature of intellectually active places.”

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