"Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

-- Dave Attell

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“We may be surrounded by some greater reality, to which we are oblivious. And even if we could somehow perceive it in some entirely new way, it is extremely doubtful we would be able to comprehend what we perceived.”
“I think we need to remember...that a lot of energy was put into changing things to get us to the point where we are now. But being where we are now doesn't mean that we don't have to put in the same kind of energy to get us to a place where we ought to be.”
“I think art is inherently nonviolent and it actually occupies your mind with creation rather than destruction.”
“Opponents of globalisation may see it as a new folly, but it is neither particularly new, nor, in general, a folly.”
“I think what motivates people is not great hate, but great love for other people.”
“All things start in California and spread to New Jersey, then to London and then throughout Europe.”
“I opened my mouth wide one time to see if the words I was thinking would fall out, but they wouldnâ€™t. If words donâ€™t want to come out, they donâ€™t. I donâ€™t understand when people say things and then they say, I didnâ€™t mean to say that. Words donâ€™t just fall out. You have to push them out. And sometimes, you canâ€™t push them out, even if you want to.”
“Gymnastics, you get one shot; acting, it's like, do it again, do it again, do it again. So that was the one thing that I found very different. You're allowed to get different tries and you're more expressive in a way when you're working with people. In gymnastics, you're so on your own and individual.”

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