"Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar."

-- George Gobel

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“I like photographing the people I love, the people I admire, the famous, and especially the infamous. My last infamous subject was the extreme right wing French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen.”

Source : "Photo". Book by Graphis Incorporated, 2005.
“I have a very good life, so I have nothing to complain about. Sometimes, I just have existential angst.”

Source : "Pop Quiz / Q & A With Limp Bizkit's Wes Borland". interview with Aidin Vaziri, www.sfgate.com. March 18, 2001.
“Do I fear death? No, I am not afraid of being dead because there's nothing to be afraid of, I won't know it. I fear dying, of dying I feel a sense of waste about it and I fear a sordid death, where I am incapacitated or imbecilic at the end which isn't something to be afraid of, it's something to be terrified of.”
“You try to go where the great scripts are, if you can, or you go where the not great scripts are, because that's what's being offered to you.”
“What's amazing to me now is that I actually recall fixating on the fact that my thighs a-l-m-o-s-t touched at the top....If I could go back in time and slap my eighteen-year-old self, I would. I would tell her to snap out of it, because that's the best you thighs will ever be. You should take pictures of your thighs right now so you can remember how amazing they were!”
“No law can possibly meet the convenience of every one: we must be satisfied if it be beneficial on the whole and to the majority.”
“The sweetest thing a guy said is that I look pretty with or without makeup.”
“A prizefighter who gets knocked out or is badly outclassed suffers in a way he will never forget.”

Source : "In Defense of Cassius Clay" by Floyd Patterson, www.esquire.com. June 5, 2016.

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