"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'"

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Thanksgiving Quotes #Being Yourself Quotes #Fun Quotes

“You have to believe in what you do in order to get what you want.”
“It certainly was difficult to sell NAFTA because it's always difficult to sell open markets.”
“You can't learn in school what the world is going to do next year.”
“The greatest missionary is the Bible in the mother tongue. It needs no furlough and is never considered a foreigner.”
“There is a battle to be waged over what kind of country we are going to leave our children and grandchildren and that battle is happening now in Washington, not two years from now.”

Source : "Senator John Thune Doesn't Plan to Run For President". www.foxnews.com. February 22, 2011.
“When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.”
“Writing poetry, we live among the wild beasts, and when we touch a man, the stuff of someone in whom we believed, and he goes to pieces like a rotten pie, you... gather together whatever can be salvaged, while I cup my hands around the live coal of life.”
“What I am telling you, before you begin my story, is this -- two things: I crave truth. And I lie.”

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