""Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass.""

-- George Carlin

#Pain Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Ass Quotes

“Chinas movie industry is growing a lot faster than that of the U.S.”
“The whole world is an art gallery when you're mindful. There are beautiful things everywhere and they're free.”
“The law has no compassion. And justice is administered without compassion.”
“Medieval England was a great military power with a sophisticated machinery of government, but her naval administration, at best improvised and for long periods missing altogether, pointed to a grave weakness: the lack of any reliable means of putting a force of warships at the disposal of the crown. Only Richard I and Henry V of all the kings of England can be said to have understood the problem and attempted to remedy it. It is no coincidence that they wer by far the most successful in war.”
“Vulnerability is the essence of romance. It's the art of being uncalculated, the willingness to look foolish, the courage to say, 'This is me, and I'm interested in you enough to show you my flaws with the hope that you may embrace me for all that I am but, more important, all that I am not.'”

Source : "Has Texting Killed Romance?" by Ashton Kutcher, www.harpersbazaar.com. December 8, 2010.
“I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.”
“I'm a deeply privileged person. I have a safe, comfortable life, and there's very little at risk for me. I'm not going to get disowned by my family for talking about having an abortion, and I'm not risking my job or homelessness by saying something controversial that my employer might not like. I have this gift of stability and it feels obligatory to use that to make the world better in whatever small ways I can. It's incredibly fulfilling. Even helping one person feel a little bit better is really important to me and makes me feel like my life means something.”
“One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.”

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