"Instead of running for President, why donâ€™t you try walking on a treadmill?"

-- Jeff Ross

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“I've held onto little musical sketches that I thought could be useful, and the more time that I spend doing them for each film, then the more I have to draw on.”
“..the more you believe in your own ability to success the more likely it is that you will.”
“Risk is the price you pay for opportunity.”

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“Love is a connection that can only be cultivated between two people when it exists within each one of them - we can only love others as much as we love ourselves.”
“Warriors are poets and poems and all the loveliness here in the worlds.”
“We can be of little service to our fellows until we become disillusioned without being embittered.”
“I am going to pretend that all life is just a game which I must play as skilfully and fairly as I can. If I lose, I am going to shrug my shoulders and laughâ€”also if I win.”
“The mechanist is intimately convinced that a precise knowledge of the chemical constitution, structure, and properties of the various organelles of a cell will solve biological problems. This will come in a few centuries. For the time being, the biologist has to face such concepts as orienting forces or morphogenetic fields. Owing to the scarcity of chemical data and to the complexity of life, and despite the progresses of biochemistry, the biologist is still threatened with vertigo.”

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