"I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to."

-- Jackie Mason

#People Quotes #Trying Quotes

“When I first started acting, I started in opera and had a great desire to play grand, tragic characters. I got sidetracked in musical theater and ended up doing a lot of comedy.”
“Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.”
“Fasting detaches you from this world. Prayer reattaches you to the next world.”
“Deadlines are things that we pass through on the way to finishing.”
“It's about labeling. For me feminism is bra-burning lesbianism. It's very unglamorous. I'd like to see it rebranded. We need to see a celebration of our femininity and softness.”

Source : "Girl power comes of age" by Joanna Moorhead, www.theguardian.com. October 24, 2007.
“Ex-Fidelity mutual fund manager Peter Lynch was certainly brilliant in one respect: he knew to get out when the gettin was good.”
“I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.”
“Pessimism is the product of a hostile social state. Its answer is the substitution of a friendly social state. If this can be done it will disappear.”

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