"Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face."

-- Jeff Ross

#Achievement Quotes #Age Quotes #Canada Quotes

“Tribalism is the most powerful force in the world.”

Source : Patrick Dixon (2011). “Futurewise”, p.127, Profile Books
“I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.”
“Forward, always forward, everywhere forward.”
“If any female feels she need anything beyond herself to legitimate and validate her existence, she is already giving away her power to be self-defining, her agency.”
“I would say on a creative level I put a lot of pressure on myself.”
“I can see others in the sunlight; I can see our boats' crews and our athletic young men on the glistening water, or speckled with the moving lights of sunlit leaves; but I myself am always in the shadow looking on. Not unsympathetically, - God forbid! - but looking on alone, much as I looked at Sylvia from the shadows of the ruined house, or looked at the red gleam shining through the farmer's windows, and listened to the fall of dancing feet, when all the ruin was dark that night in the quadrangle.”
“I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!”
“I want to encourage women to embrace their own uniqueness. Because just like a rose is beautiful, so is a sunflower, so is a peony. I mean, all flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like women too.”

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