"... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca."

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Jack Paar

#Funny Quotes #Two Quotes #California Quotes

“Princess Diana talking to Prince William about the loss of her title Her Royal Highness: She turned to William in her distress. She (Princess Diana) told me how he had sat with her one night when she was upset over the loss of HRH, put his arms around her and said: Don't worry, Mummy. I will give it back to you one day when I am king.”
“Boris [Johnson] follows the Bullingdon playbook: you break it and someone else has to fix it.”
“I never knew about a lot of the outside things”
“[My parents] worked hard all week long, and the way they celebrated and rejoiced in life was by making music on weekends. And that music was Country Music.”
“Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.”
“Really? What did you cost me again? I ask. A lot of trouble. Don't worry. You'll get it all back,he says.”
“What I notice about people who are gifted in filmmaking is that they're great thinkers. They engage with big ideas and they engage with people.”
“Weeds are out most successful cultivated crop.”

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