"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

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Source : "Do You Believe In Gosh?". Comedy album by Mitch Hedberg, 2008.

Mitch Hedberg

#Really Cool Quotes

“People in general attach too much importance to words. They are under the illusion that talking effects great results. As a matter of fact, words are, as a rule, the shallowest portion of all the argument. They but dimly represent the great surging feelings and desires which lie behind. When the distraction of the tongue is removed, the heart listens.”

Source : Theodore Dreiser (2004). “Sister Carrie”, p.83, Courier Corporation
“Only electricity can give the transport sector the flexibility to switch fuels when one or more become too expensive.”
“I am starting to like LA, but the concept of a place you have to get used to so much seems a little weird to me. I have been to many foreign cities where I didn't have do acclimatize as much as I did to LA”
“We are using our own skins for wallpaper and we cannot win.”

Source : John Berryman (2014). “77 Dream Songs: Poems”, p.60, Macmillan
“If you're only making an album every 10 years, it better be good.”
“The fiend with all his comrades Fell then from heaven above, Through as long as three nights and days, The angels form heaven into hell; And them all the Lord transformed to devils, Because they his deed and word Would not revere.”
“It's also important for those who promote those issues within the white community - the somewhat privileged community - to talk about issues affecting people of color”
“My dad's so likeable, you wouldn't feel in competition with him. If any boyfriends have ever felt that, they're long gone.”

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