"A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!""

-- Milton Berle

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Jobs Quotes

“Tomorrow you will belong to someone else," Finn said. "But tonight, you're with me”
“I'd only started noticing that something had gone wrong when I got a call from Naomi [Campbell], she called me and said, "You gotta do something about it, it's really bad, they're not using any models of color."”

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“Louis XVI started to die on June 21st 1791. For his flight tore away the veil of that false constitutional monarchy, and once more confronted the Patriot party with the whole problem of the revolution's future.”
“Aristotle could have known so much more if he cooked.”
“There is no excuse for this administration shielding information about Iraq and the fact that we have great difficulties there from the American people.”
“If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.”
“I started with ballet and then my cousin Sarah introduced me to her tap teachers.”
“Chairman Mao has never seen a greater show of red strength.”

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