"I am two lesbians in a man's body."

-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny Quotes #Men Quotes #Two Quotes

“Like Jonah, the whale had swallowed me; unlike him, I believed I would spend eternity inside the belly of the beast.”

Source : Bob Kerrey, Robert Kerrey (2003). “When I Was a Young Man: A Memoir”, Harvest Books
“You can't be a great mum and work the whole time necessarily; those two things aren't ideal. We have an awful lot to work on and to debate about in relation to our working lives, because it isn't working for a lot of people, particularly for a lot of women.”
“I will make you an offer you cannot refuse”
“This is a case if the President is permitted to be above the law, then we no longer have a republic.”
“I think now happiness is a thing you practice like music until you have skill in striking the right notes on time. We have no vocation for it. And I had no practice, not a day when I was free from care and one great anxiety - and one must be free to be happy. I know that much about it by having missed it.”
“Prayer, in it's simplest form, is finding out what God wants to do and then asking Him to do it.”
“We are so constituted that we believe the most incredible things; and, once they are engraved upon the memory, woe to him who would endeavor to erase them.”
“Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.”

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