"I guess the one-liner kind of comic sounds like a guy who can talk and talk and whatever the subject is, he can pull out a one-liner, but I couldn't do that. I didn't like the association. I mean, I love Steven Wright, but so many people started saying "Steven Wright" to me, and I would get mad, because I never wanted to be thought of as copying anybody."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Mean Quotes #People Quotes #Mad Quotes

“Love begets love. This torment is my joy.”
“Are you smiling? I'm so angry it kills me. So angry I'm going crazy. I'm just going to wait today. Just today.”
“When I speak of poetry I am not thinking of it as a genre. Poetry is an awareness of the world, a particular way of relating to reality. So poetry becomes a philosophy to guide a man throughout his life.”
“Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.”
“I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it.”
“It is not worrying, but rather trusting and abiding in the peace of God that will crush anything that Satan tries to do to us. If the Lord created the world out of chaos, He can easily deal with any problem that we have.”

Source : Rick Joyner (2011). “High Calling: 50 Days to a Soaring Vision”, p.103, Destiny Image Publishers
“Life is so short. I would rather sing one song than interpret the thousand.”

Source : Jack London (2015). “Jack London on Adventure: Words of Wisdom from an Expert Adventurer”, p.6, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
“When I write, I do it urged by an intimate necessity. I don't have in mind an exclusive public, or a public of multitudes, I don't think in either thing. I think about expressing what I want to say. I try to do it in the simplest way possible.”

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