"Jesse Joyce is a great writer."

-- Dave Attell

#Joyce Quotes #Great Writers Quotes

“Believe it or not, Twitter calms me down. I enjoy interacting with people.”
“gardening is something more than a pastime; it is a religion.”

Source : Patience Strong (1951). “The Glory of the Garden”
“Just because we are back home, don't get comfortable. Have that same uptight feeling like it's just us against everyone.”
“I think there is a guy called Michael. It looks as though heâ€™s got a talent. He will make his way to F1.”
“This might be the first generation where kids are dying at a younger age than their parents and it's related primarily to the obesity problem.”
“Being brave isn't the absence of fear. Being brave is having that fear but finding a way through it.”
“My mother has rheumatoid arthritis. I don't want to lose the ability to jump up and walk across the room or move around with the energy I'm used to having. That's far more important to me than a wrinkle or two”
“Your strategy is the road map for bringing your goals to fruition... Ask yourself, 'What are the steps I need to take to achieve this goal?' Be careful not to overwhelm yourself by taking on too much at once.”

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