"Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barrâ€”who was molested as a child. Uch. That poor molester. Roseanne never got over it. She felt violated. She had trust issues. She never got the candy he promised her."

-- Jeff Ross

#Children Quotes #Pain Quotes #Issues Quotes

“You can make it your excuse, or you can make it your story.”

Source : Isaiah Austin (2016). “Dream Again: A Story of Faith, Courage, and the Tenacity to Overcome”, p.71, Simon and Schuster
“Love God and He will enable you to love others even when they disappoint you.”

Source : Francine Rivers (2016). “The Francine Rivers Contemporary Collection: Leota's Garden / And the Shofar Blew”, p.669, Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
“For plain and fancy worrying, give me a new mother every time.”
“I finally realized the happy medium, 'honey blonde' was the correct color and line for me.”
“I can't wait to be a mum for a bit. I'm always a mum, of course, but I want to be domesticated and be in my house and do the school runs and all that.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk
“I was originally like a punker, know what I mean, like the punks are today, I'd spit in a minute.”
“In the past things were either in your head (subjective, imaginary, fantasy) or else they were part of the outside world - cold, hard, concrete materialistic reality. If you want to look at it in terms of poetry, there was surrealism and objectivism. Now there's the veil of the virtual in between. The old opposition between inner and outer doesn't quite capture it, especially as it contains elements of both. It's real but not concrete.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“I am afraid of people because they want me to lead the same kind of life as they do. They want me to dance jolly and cheerful things. I do not like jollity. I love life.”

You may also like:

Amy Schumer
Stand-up comedian
Ann Coulter
Commentator
Anthony Jeselnik
Comedian
Greg Giraldo
Stand-up comedian
Lisa Lampanelli
Stand-up comedian
Natasha Leggero
Actress
Rob Lowe
Film actor
Roseanne Barr
Actress
Nikki Glaser
Comedian