"I like children - fried."

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W. C. Fields

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Children Quotes

“The NHL is the best league in the world, but it's a grind. You sometimes forget, especially if you are losing, or missing the playoffs ... how fun this game can be.”

Source : Source: www.washingtonpost.com
“Remember...that each child is a separate person, yours forever, but never fully yours. She can never be all you wished or wanted,or all you know she could be. But she will be a better human being if you can let her be herself.”
“Courtesy is the one coin you can never have too much of or be stingy with.”
“Think, walk, talk and act like a nonsmoker and you will soon be one”
“There is, it seems, an unbridgeable chasm between the concerns of a Sri Aurobindo and a Pat Robertson.”

Source : "Mystic Trudeau: The Fire and the Rose". Book by B. W. Powe, 2007.
“We're actors. We're the opposite of people.”
“The key element of success is a product that matches all of what you've done in your message and your marketing, and all the emotion that has to be transmitted to the consumer through the product.”
“The 'Degrassi' producers were very supportive. They sent me flowers when I got 'The Vampire Diaries,' and then as soon as it premiered and got the great numbers that it did, I got another large bouquet of flowers from them. Every time I go back to Toronto, I see them and hang out with them.”

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