"There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'."

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Source : FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from May 09, 2012

Jim Gaffigan

#Fathers Day Quotes #Song Quotes #Dad Quotes

“I'm Adam Richman. A food fanatic who's held nearly every job in the restaurant biz. Now I'm on a mouth-watering journey to find America's greatest pig-out spots. And take on the country's most legendary eating challenges. I'm no competitive eater, just a regular guy with a serious appetite. This is my ultimate hunger quest. This is Man v. Food.”
“The decision to give an indicative date for a return is a mistake. It degrades the process. It degrades human life.”
“I'm not a huge comic book fan, but I'm a closet fan of certain Marvel heroes, two of those being Iron Man, and the other being Guardians of the Galaxy, which I'm looking forward to.”

Source : Source: screenrant.com
“I think this spring as the mosquito populations start to increase, we should be especially cautious about locations where we've had locally-transmitted Dengue virus. The same mosquito species that transmits Zika also transmits Dengue. It's confined primarily to Florida, South Florida, along the Gulf states and Southern Texas with a few small populations in Arizona and California.”

Source : "Attention Turns To Repelling Mosquitoes That Carry Zika, Dengue". "Morning Edition" with Renee Montagne, www.npr.org. February 2, 2016.
“My biggest influences are strong, creative women that chart their own path, lead their own lives and drive the course of history.”
“A claim for equality of material position can be met only by a government with totalitarian powers.”
“The curse of God must have been on our people when we chose him out of so many noble sons of the South, who would have carried us safely through this Revolution.”
“Pain is a huge gift. It can expand you like nothing else. If you can embrace it and sink into it, you'll get to the point where you can bend and transform your experience of it. Having some sort of creative outlet to do that is another gift.”

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