"My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctorâ€™s office and make people sick."

-- Moms Mabley

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“Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive”

Source : Kirk Douglas (2001). “Climbing the Mountain: My Search for Meaning”, p.256, Simon and Schuster
“I was never a person who was introduced to junk food.”
“The possession of unlimited power corrodes the conscience, hardens the heart, and confounds the understanding.”

Source : Thomas Bailey Aldrich (1907). “The Writings of Thomas Bailey Aldrich”
“Anyone who has had their heart broken learns to keep a little safety area. Even now in my relationship, I have something I can call my own in case something goes wrong. You need a place to retreat to.”

Source : "What I know about men..." by Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. April 13, 2008.
“When we understand the privilege of what it means to be an athlete, we are in touch with, and rejoice in, our physical, mental, and emotional strengths and our endless possibilities.”
“Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.”
“I didn't have a lot to do with the first record.”

Source : "'American Idol' vets Bo Brice, constantine Maroulis can't stop rocking'" by Gil Kaufman, www.mtv.com. May 24, 2007.
“There is a scene in the movie where Astrid and Hiccup fly on Toothless's back toward the island of Berk. The animation is intensely real, from the waves on the sea to wisps of wind blowing in the characters' hair. The feeling I get watching that scene is why I fly - just for that feeling.”

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