"I'm not like a performer type."

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Dave Attell

#Type Quotes #Performers Quotes

“Id like to live in the Greek islands”
“Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bear. That's how he finds that he can bear anything.”
“In dress, habits, manners, provincialism, routine and narrowness, he acquired that charming insolence, that irritating completeness, that sophisticated crassness, that overbalanced poise that makes the Manhattan gentleman so delightfully small in its greatness.”
“Had we a privilege of calling up by the power of memory only such passages as were pleasing, unmixed with such as were disagreeable, we might then excite at pleasure an ideal happiness, perhaps more poignant than actual sensation.”
“The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.”
“If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.”
“It is obviously quite difficult to be no longer loved when we are still in love, but it is incomparably more painful to be loved when we ourselves no longer love.”
“I am fat and I don't care.”

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