"Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform."

-- Jay Leno

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“I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.”
“Apparently God makes us all different. Some of us are happy to respond to His individual touch on our lives by remaining individuals, and others of us are intimidated or frightened into trying to become like each other so that we have company, so that we don't feel so lonely.”

Source : Interview with Don Gillespie, www.larrynorman.uk.com. 1980.
“A passion for learning...isn't something you have to inspire with; it's something you have to keep from extinguishing.”
“Nor can We predict happier times for religion and government from the plans of those who desire vehemently to separate the Church from the state, and to break the mutual concord between temporal authority and the priesthood. It is certain that that concord which always was favorable and beneficial for the sacred and the civil order is feared by the shameless lovers of liberty.”
“I guess you could say, I'm just a typical Methodist kid at heart.”
“Europe cannot survive another world war.”
“You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something”
“Let us live as people who are prepared to die, and die as people who are prepared to live.”

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