"Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break."

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Mitch Hedberg

#Break Quotes #Wells Quotes

“Systems don't change easily. Systems try to maintain themselves, and seek equilibrium. To change a system, you need to shake it up, disrupt the equilibrium. That often requires conflict.”
“His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the â€™80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike, and Guillermo Del Toro, just to cite a few prominent examples.”
“I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.”
“Outer achievements should be expressions of inner abundance, not compensation for inner poverty.”
“I was, you know, a mess. I totally wanted to kill myself every day.”
“If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thru chinks of his cavern. I see every thing I paint in this world, but everybody does not see alike. To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the use of money has more beautiful proportions than a vine filled with grapes.”
“Imagine a film such as Inception with an entire cast of black people â€“ do you think it would be successful? Would people watch it? But no one questions the fact that everyoneâ€™s white. Thatâ€™s what we have to change”

Source : "The god in Idris Elba". Interview with Afua Hirsch, www.theguardian.com. April 2, 2011.
“Love does not dwell on how much one receives in return. If there is ever any balance in love, it is in a contest of who can love who more.”

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