"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."

-- George Carlin

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“In my world, the first thing I reach for is the sound. Technique is Ok, but if you got the technique and I got a good sound, I'll beat you every time. You can play a thousand notes and I can play one note and wipe you out. What I reach for is ... a sound.”
“The pure heart is one that is entirely cut away from self. To be selfless is to be pure.”
“That's why workers in France like horsemeat, because it's like a male thing that makes you strong. Cow meat is a much more female meat.”
“For anyone addicted to reading commonplace books . . . finding a good new one is much like enduring a familiar recurrence of malaria, with fever, fits of shaking, strange dreams . . . .”
“Death is the great hope of all life; the desire to expend itself; to be used and consumed by its own longing for itself.”
“I want to have a record with Beyonce or Lady Gaga. They are both my inspirations. Especially Beyonce. She's like number 1 right now because I love everything about her. Her fashion, her style, her attitude when it comes to singing. She's perfect.”

Source : Source: www.seventeen.com
“Criticism alone can sever the root of materialism, fatalism, atheism, free-thinking, fanaticism, and superstition, which can be injurious universally; as well as of idealism and skepticism, which are dangerous chiefly to the Schools, and hardly allow of being handed on to the public.”
“Everyone is as confused as I am.”

Source : "The Question Mark Inside". Documentary, 2009.

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