"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“If economists wished to study the horse, they wouldn’t go and look at horses. They’d sit in their studies and say to themselves, "what would I do if I were a horse?"”

Source : Ronald Coase's speech to the "International Society of New Institutional Economics" in Washington, D.C., September 17, 1999.
“What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.”
“You realize how many times lightning has to strike in order for you to be sitting here?”
“The Analytical Engine] might act upon other things besides number, were objects found whose mutual fundamental relations could be expressed by those of the abstract science of operations, and which should be also susceptible of adaptations to the action of the operating notation and mechanism of the engineâ€¦ Supposing, for instance, that the fundamental relations of pitched sounds in the science of harmony and of musical composition were susceptible of such expression and adaptations, the engine might compose elaborate and scientific pieces of music of any degree of complexity or extent.”
“The people of Nebraska are for free silver and I am for free silver. I will look up the arguments later.”
“The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.”

Source : Sun Tzu (2015). “The Art of War”, p.4, Booklassic
“I was surprised how I was feeling on the court because I was focused only on the point and on the game and not on the final.”

Source : "Kvitova Captures First Wimbledon Title by Beating Sharapova" by Danielle Rossingh, www.bloomberg.com. July 2, 2011.
“I love racing and I love doing well.”

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