"Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Couple Quotes #Strange Quotes

“Any fact is better established by two or three good testimonies than by a thousand arguments.”
“Racism has always been able to come up with a scientific veneer.”

Source : Andrew Hacker (2010). “Two Nations: Black and White, Separate, Hostile, Unequal”, p.37, Simon and Schuster
“Snow. White, white, white, soft and clean, and maddening shapes, with the whole world in them.”
“Stupidityâ€”The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. Itâ€™s too bad that stupidity isnâ€™t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.”
“Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.”
“All love is sweet Given or returned. Common as light is love, And its familiar voice wearies not ever.”
“One thing will not change - we will be going out to win.”
“Fate does not invite ugly boring people to save the world; and if you do try to save the world (without being beautiful, strong, clever, or wise), you will soon die pointlessly and how much adventure is there in that?”

Source : James Alan Gardner (2014). “Ascending”, p.7, Open Road Media

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