"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping."

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Lisa Lampanelli

#Escaping Quotes #Guy Quotes

“It's like climbing a staircase. I'm on the top of the staircase, I look behind me and I see the steps. That's where I was.”
“When I was a kid I used to go to the movies, double features in outdoor theaters, and my parents used to take us to see like, 'Cat On a Hot Tin Roof' or something like that, with Elizabeth Taylor.”
“As you study your Bible with the help of the Holy Spirit, and live out the truths that God reveals to you, you will discover new stability, strength, and confidence.”

Source : Kay Arthur (2005). “Discover the Bible for Yourself”, p.5, Harvest House Publishers
“The fact that a person loves one particular person is what is important; the life lesson, whether you are homosexual or heterosexual, is that you not be promiscuous, and true to one person.”
“So if you feel as if you feel too much, well then you are not alone. May these words find you like a friend.”

Source : Jamie Tworkowski (2015). “If You Feel Too Much DELUXE: Thoughts on Things Found and Lost and Hoped For”, p.16, Penguin
“Sometimes we know in our bones what we really need to do, but we're afraid to do it. Taking a chance and stepping beyond the safety of the world we've always known is the only way to grow, though and without risk there is no reward.”

Source : Wil Wheaton (2004). “Just a Geek: Unflinchingly Honest Tales of the Search for Life, Love, and Fulfillment Beyond the Starship Enterprise”, p.195, "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
“I think that is the role of the artist in society - the cultural role of the artist is to perform a healing function.”
“Of course, conservatives always claim to be against judicial activism.”

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