"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

-- Steven Wright

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“My great strength is knowing who I am and where I come from - my island.”
“The world of learning is so broad, and the human soul is so limited in power! We reach forth and strain every nerve, but we seize only a bit of the curtain that hides the infinite from us.”

Source : Maria Mitchell (1896). “Maria Mitchell: Life, Letters, and Journals”
“Contrails are denser and block sunlight much more than natural cirrus clouds.”

Source : "9/11 study: Air traffic affects climate". Interview with Richard Stenger, www.cnn.com. August 8, 2002.
“For some reason, people always assign high cheekbones to some ethnicity, but apparently by their regards, everybody on earth has high cheekbones. So I don't know if that matters.”

Source : "Mat Johnson On 'Loving Day' And Life As A 'Black Boy' Who Looks White". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. June 29, 2015.
“Borrow a child and get on welfare. Borrow a child and stay in the house all day with the child, or go to the public park with the child, and take the child to the welfare office and cry and say your man left you and be humble and wear your dress and your smile, and don't talk back ...”
“I don't really have a set-in-stone process or formula. Sometimes the melody is there and I have to chase down the lyrics. Sometimes, the song is there and I have to make the melody fit. What I've learned so far about songwriting is that I can't force a song. If I try to do that, it's hollow, and people know a hollow song when they hear it. It's the song they stop listening to and forget about. I'd prefer not to write those kinds of songs.”
“Successful organizing is not built on self-interest but rather on dignity and a sense of purpose.”
“The injured runner is like a recent amputee victim, continually forgetting that the limb isn't there, crestfallen at each realization. What we need more than anything is a suitable prosthetic and an attitude adjustment.”

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