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-- Mitch Hedberg

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“May you build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung. May you stay forever young.”
“Domestic violence is a societal problem, not just the NFL's. A lot of the guys felt misunderstood - just because one guy did something to his partner didn't mean they were all like that. We need to help our guys not just be better players, but better people, and to do that, we need to put more into helping them understand difficult relationship situations or miscommunication, rather than addressing only the punishment. The guys felt comfortable talking to me about stuff. They knew I have a doctorate in psychology, so they'd find me and say, "Can I borrow you for a sec"?”

Source : Source: www.marieclaire.com
“Every time you answer the phone, someone is crying, someone is raging, someone is begging you to solve their problems.”

Source : Aryn Kyle (2010). “Boys and Girls Like You and Me: Stories”, p.175, Simon and Schuster
“The ones who destroy monsters have always been humans.”
“It is even more so when it comes to Iraq, which is a large Arab country with scientific, material, and human resources and is able to accomplish, at the least, what Lebanon accomplished, and more.”
“We must meet violence with violence.”
“The United States government, in figuring our gross national product, defines 'durable goods' as anything that will last three years.”

Source : Barbara Holland (1999). “Wasn't the Grass Greener?: A Curmudgeon's Fond Memories”, Harcourt
“Show me someone content with mediocrity and I'll show you someone destined for failure.”

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