#Iraq Quotes #Duh Quotes #Today Quotes
“A homing pigeon must love her home; otherwise she will not wish to return to it,”
“I personally guarantee that now that bear wouldn't get past Dover without being shot.”
“I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.”
Source : "Just For Laughs: On The Edge". 2002.
“We are not downhearted, but we cannot understand what is happening to our neighbours.”
Source : "Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations" by Jehiel Keeler Hoyt, p. 142-44, speech at Southwick (Jan. 15, 1906), 1922.
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