"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."

-- Jay Leno

#Iraq Quotes #Duh Quotes #Today Quotes

“Children's games are stronger than you remember once you've grown up and left them behind. They're always fair, and never kind.”
“A homing pigeon must love her home; otherwise she will not wish to return to it,”
“Words without thoughts never to heaven go.”
“How many thorns of human nature - hard, sharp, lifeless protuberances that tear and wound us, narrow prejudices, bristling conceits that repel and disgust us - are arrested developments, calcified tendencies, buds of promise that should have lifted a branch up into the sunny day with fruit; and flowers to delight the heart of men, but now all grown hard, petrified, for want of culture and a congenial soil and climate.”
“Though many schizophrenics become curiously attached to their delusions, the fading of the nondelusional world puts them in loneliness beyond all reckoning, a fixed residence on a noxious private planet they can never leave, and where they can receive no visitors.”
“I personally guarantee that now that bear wouldn't get past Dover without being shot.”
“I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.”

Source : "Just For Laughs: On The Edge". 2002.
“We are not downhearted, but we cannot understand what is happening to our neighbours.”

Source : "Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations" by Jehiel Keeler Hoyt, p. 142-44, speech at Southwick (Jan. 15, 1906), 1922.

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