"Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET."

-- Greg Giraldo

#Gun Quotes #Needs Quotes

“This is what makes us girls/ We don't stick together 'cause we put our love first.”
“No one enjoys being away from friends and family.”
“I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants”
“It is true that advertising often gives information and is valuable for doing so, but some forms of advertising give precious little information, and even that little is wrong.”

Source : Randal Marlin (2002). “Propaganda and the Ethics of Persuasion”, p.176, Broadview Press
“So let's not pretend that travel is always fun. We don't spend 10 hours lost in the Louvre because we like it, and the view from the top of Machu Picchu probably doesn't make up for the hassle of lost luggage. (More often than not, I need a holiday after my holiday.) We travel because we need to, because distance and difference are the secret tonic of creativity. When we get home, home is still the same. But something in our mind has been changed, and that changes everything.”

Source : "Why we travel" by Jonah Lehrer, www.theguardian.com. March 13, 2010.
“Fantasy and science fiction are where my brain lives.”
“Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me, Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me, Christ in every eye that sees me, Christ in every ear that hears me.”
“Being a psychologist did enable me to maintain objectivity.”

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