"my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception."

-- Joan Rivers

#Baby Quotes #Cousin Quotes #Complaining Quotes

“If you have time to lean, you have time to clean....”
“Remind yourself regularly that you are better than you think you are. Successful people are not superhuman. Success does not require a super-intellect. Nor is there anything mystical about success. And success isn't based on luck. Successful people are just ordinary folks who have developed belief in themselves and what they do. Never...yes, never...sell yourself short.”
“I couldn't catch a ball or any of that stuff. I could do only what required brute stupidity.”
“We are finally entering an exciting time in medicine where we have the technology to custom-tailor treatment and preventive protocols just as we'd custom-tailor a suit or designer gown to one's individual body. But it all begins with you. You have to know yourself in a manner that you've probably never done before.”

Source : "‘The End of Illness’ Author David Agus Answers Readers’ Questions" by Stephen J. Dubner, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 20, 2012.
“It will be worthy of a free, enlightened, and, at no distant period, a great nation, to give to mankind the magnanimous and too novel example of a people always guided by an exalted justice and benevolence.”
“Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.”
“It has generally been assumed that of two opposing systems of philosophy, e.g., realism and idealism, one only can be true and one must be false; and so philosophers have been hopelessly divided on the question, which is the true one.”

Source : The Journal of Philosophy, Vol. 7, p. 407, 1910.
“How gracious are the gods in bestowing high positions; and how reluctant are they to insure them when given.”

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