"I could never be on stage on my own. But puppets can say things that humans can't say."

-- Nina Conti

#Puppets Quotes #Stage Quotes #Humans Quotes

“Any ballplayers that played for me on either the Cardinals or the Yankees could come to me if he were in need and I would give him a helping hand. I made only two exceptions, Carl Mays and Joe Bush. If they were in a gutter, I'd kick them.”
“I suddenly started feeling that the magic of psychedelics wasn't in some other world or some other place, but that they put you in communication with other people. Most of the really heavy things that happened to me were when I was stoned with other people, - when it get all honest, when it got really high and all golden and beautiful and bright and white-colored under the power of truth, when you looked at them and saw true compassion, and you knew they really did love you, and you knew you really did love them.”
“Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.”
“Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him.”
“I didn't know box office was a thing you could possess but I don't have it. I go up for lovely roles and people with this nebulous thing called box office get them so there isn't much I can do about that unless you know where I can get some box-office myself!”
“The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.”
“A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss... That's the trade-off. But I'll take it all.”
“When I came to America, I told my dad I wanted to be an actress.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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