"Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him."

-- David Wong

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“Sarah [Silverman] writes her own jokes. She doesn't just go through her life and talk about everything. She sits down and crafts jokes. Sometimes her inspiration comes from areas of her life that are risquÃ©. But she is an A-plus professional joke-writer in addition to being very attractive and a great performer.”
“As in an organ from one blast of wind To many a row of pipes the soundboard breathes.”
“My advice would be to write -never to stop writing, to keep it up all the time, to be painstaking about it, to write until you begin to write.”
“What I think I do is to relate any new material to how similar it is to something else. The closest that I can come up with something that's already in my experience, the easier it becomes. All I have to do then is remember where it differs, like relating a chord sequence that comes from some other tune, or several different tunes, or maybe parts of them and then work it from there.”
“Bachelor parties are for the married guys.”
“How easy it was to lie when one had to lie!”
“At the end of the day I have to please myself. And I've made a record to please myself.”

Source : "An Electric Return for Jeff Lynne". Interview with Paul Clinton, edition.cnn.com. September 03, 2001.
“Life does not give itself to one who tries to keep all its advantages at once. I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.”

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