"Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."

--

George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Witty Quotes

“The stairway to the ministry is not a grand staircase but a back stairwell that leads down to the servantsâ€™ quarters.”
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes at any moment.”
“I tell you this to break your heart, by which I mean only that it break open and never close again to the rest of the world.”
“In short, we derive support for our preferred conclusions by listening to the words that we put in the mouths of people who have already been preselected for their willingness to say what we want to hear.”
“I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine.”
“We were walking toward the fountain, the epicenter of activity, when an older couple stopped and openly observed us. Robert enjoyed being noticed, and he affectionately squeezed my hand. "oh, take their picture," said the woman to her bemused husband, "I think they're artists." "Oh, go on," he shrugged. "They're just kids.”
“Truth exists. The sole purpose of this proposition is to assert the existence of truth against imbeciles and sceptics.”
“Probably most dying patients, even when suffering greatly, would choose to live as long as possible. That courage and grace should be protected and honored, and we should put every effort into treating their symptoms.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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