"To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run."

-- Milton Jones

#Funny Quotes #Running Quotes #Men Quotes

“We were either gonna win the game or win the fight.”
“TM in the a.m. and the p.m....20 minutes in the bank, all day in the market place.”
“When I finally made it to the set, I spent a lot of time doing damage control on The Magic Christian.”
“Do remember, though, that sometimes the people you oppress become mightier than you would like.”
“Better to be disliked than pitied.”
“The TSA holds its screener work force to the highest standards of security and professionalism, .. and will continue to focus on these principles as critical elements in the ongoing effort to provide the traveling public with world-class security and world-class customer service.”
“The best goal for propaganda analysis is to develop such an understanding of the phenomenon that it will no longer be profitable for people to engage in it.”

Source : Randal Marlin (2013). “Propaganda and the Ethics of Persuasion - Second Edition”, p.339, Broadview Press
“The past is always with us, for it feeds the present.”

Source : Ruskin Bond (1994). “Delhi is Not Far: The Best of Ruskin Bond”, p.263, Penguin Books India

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