"It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life."

-- Jackie Mason

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“Furnish thyself with arguments from the promises to enforce thy prayers, and make them prevalent with God. The promises are the ground of faith, and faith, when strengthened, will make thee fervent, and such fervency ever speeds and returns with victory out of the field of prayer. The mightier any is in the Word, the more mighty he will be in prayer.”
“The most important lesson that man can learn from life, is not that there is pain in this world, but that it is possible for him to transmute it into joy.”
“Back in the day, a pair of tight jeans was enough to earn a girl a bad reputation. Now slutty has gone Main Street.”
“THE autumn of 1850 brought an event freighted with deep significance to me. My mother died.”

Source : John Sergeant Wise, Paul Dennis Sporer (2005). “End of an Era: The Last Days of Traditional Southern Culture as Seen Through the Eyes of a Young Confederate Soldier”, p.23, Anza Publishing
“There is not a good or a bad cuisine, just the one you like the best.”
“I don't think I'll ever be comfortable with the idea of being famous.”

Source : Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. September 12, 2003.
“No! I don't feel any pressure right now!”
“I really feel like that concept of enjoying the now and not worrying about the future is what my coach has been trying to teach me for 14 years - and that is what has made me such a different athlete 10 years later, and that is what has made me strong enough mentally to make this Olympic team.”

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