"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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Source : "The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"by R. Byrne, (p. 94), 2003.

Joan Rivers

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Baby Quotes

“Logic: an instrument used for bolstering a prejudice.”
“â€ŽI was cursed with the pessimism of both the Russians and the Jews two of the gloomiest tribes in the world. Still if there wasn't greatness in me maybe I had the talent to recognize it in others even in the most irritating others.”
“If your vision doesn't scare you, then both your vision and your God are too small.”
“We want the accursed foreclosure system wiped out.... We will stand by our homes and stay by our firesides by force if necessary, and we will not pay our debts to the loan-shark companies until the government pays its debts to us.”
“I recommend learning how to come into the presence of stillness and vastness. Learn any form of meditation. Spend twenty minutes every day if possible, in meditation, listening to the crazy monkey mind inside you, and learning how to still the thoughts and discover that big, deep soulful part of yourself.”
“Education and the process of educating is a total integral, contextual situation which includes students, teachers, parents, administration and environment.”
“The kids out there want something they can relate to, something that's real; most of that whiny stuff isn't real. The cheesy pop songs just bore me to death.”
“To the soul's desires The body listens What the flesh requires Keeps the heart imprisoned”

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