"In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool."

-- Bo Burnham

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“The only truth is that we cannot speak the truth . The only acceptable viewpoint is that we cannot express a viewpoint.”
“Solve a real problem and the world is yours.”
“I grew up in the traditional American newspaper world with a morning paper and an afternoon paper competing with each other beat by beat by beat. It was the most fun I've ever had. And it was great for journalism.”

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“Save me from the ranks of the freaks who suspect they can never love anyone.”
“I won't say he [Shakespeare] 'invented' us, because journalists perpetually misunderstand me on that. I'll put it more simply: he contains us. Our ways of thinking and feeling-about ourselves, those we love, those we hate, those we realize are hopelessly 'other' to us-are more shaped by Shakespeare than they are by the experience of our own lives.”
“Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.”
“The Federal Reserve... is in the position of the chaperone who has ordered the punch bowl removed just when the party was really warming up.”
“Acknowledging class was always difficult for 'New Democrats' - it was second-wave, it was divisive - but 2008 made retro politics cool again.”

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