"Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"

-- Mitch Hedberg

“I'll keep this as nonpartisan and diplomatic as possible - but for those of us whose heads are kind of spinning off and are really engaged in what's happening right now and trying to effect change where we can, when we can, I think we also need to express ourselves and express our anger and also find joy in things like The Golden Girls right now.”
“Community action is as valuable a principle on the international level as it has been domestically.”
“Life's meaning has always eluded me and I guess always will. But I love it just the same.”
“Sacred spirit of love, fall down on me from above.”
“We talk about a civilization and love and we're seeing it at the end. So many people around the world are - that whole electronic band that Dostoyevsky imagined of love around the world - that every contribution, every moment of love, every act of kindness feeds that and is like a reservoir for somebody in need to draw upon.”
“I don't think we should label budgets even before the budget is presented.”
“You must feel an affinity for what you are photographing. You must be part of it, and yet remain sufficiently detached to see it objectively. Like watching from the audience a play you already know by heart.”
“The only thing constant in the world is change, that's why today I take life as it comes”

Source : "India.Arie Shares Life Lessons On Voyage To India" by Shaheem Reid, www.mtv.com. September 26, 2002.

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