"I don't like to joke about dating."

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“The most important thing for small businesses is getting the economy back on its feet. That - the key driver of small business activity is demand for their product, and that is what we are trying to do, getting the economy back on its feet. That's far more important than other factors.”
“I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.”
“we are slaves to the cost of living.”
“Among the flowers no perfume is like mine; That which is best in me comes from within. So those in this world who would rise and shine Should seek internal excellence to win. And though 'tis true that falsehood and despair Meet in my name, yet bear it still in mind That where they meet they perish. All is fair When they are gone and nought remains behind.”
“It's always easy to get parts when you're a guy!”

Source : Source: www.broadwayworld.com
“Must faith be exactly that, the willingness and ability to believe in the face of a lack of evidence? If one could find the evidence, would then the faith be dead?”

Source : "A Choice of Gods". Book by Clifford D. Simak. Chapter 7, 1972.
“The weaker you are the louder you bark. -Tenten”
“As with Three Mile Island, the hysteria of the media and the political class over the Deepwater spill is likely to lead to increased risk and adverse environmental tradeoffs.”

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